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0wn3r$hip Di$cl0u$ure

  • Sm00th Br@in is derived from the internet culture of dumb, daft or just too stupid to know better
     

  • We are a self-funded Block producer candidate based out of Vancouver, Canada (Weather is so-so)
     

  • We believe in the power of meme-based communications, culture, and strategy that has been pervasive across the crypto environment for years. The Big Gooey has worked for notable meme-based entities such as Own The Doge, which owns the intellectual property of the classic Image. Through this medium of communication, we believe we can help raise awareness of how based the Telos Network is. 
     

  • We have the dumbest people working for us 
     

  • Sm00th Br@ins only serves the Telos network; we are both too stupid and too dumb to go elsewhere. Plus the other networks are mid. 
     

  • We commit to burning 25% of our earnings to help reduce inflation and pump the bags of all telos holders. 
     

  • We will work directly with Dapps in the forms of sponsorships and user acquisition campaigns to help drive attention and traffic to the builders who have chosen the Telos Network as their home. 
     

  • Don't over think it, just FAFO my guy​​

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